||[Sep. 1st, 2005|07:04 pm]
RP Hogwarts Updates
DUMBLEDORE DEAD, INTERNATIONAL CONFEDERATION OF WIZARDS LEFT MUGWUMPLESS|
And what, my dear reader, would be an edition of the Thursday Evening Prophet without the latest scoop from Rita Skeeter? Why, it simply wouldn't be. Which is why I’m going to cut straight to the point and fill you in on Scotland’s most recent gristly murder.
Albus Dumbledore, the infamous Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, well known in throughout Britain, died yesterday, or was murdered, rather. His corpse was found in the late afternoon, half submerged in a bog near Culter Fell by two Muggles, both goat herders, out counting their herds. According to the latest information in relation to his horrible crime, there was no quick, painless death for the dearly departed Dumbledore. The former Supreme Mugwump lay for hours dying with nobody to help him.
"...It was so horrible!" one witness was heard saying over the bleats of angry goats. "I've never seen a body chewed up like that! Not an inch of his flesh was left untouched..."
Other witnesses fled the area before this reporter could interview them.
Dumbledore is - was – the Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was well known about Britain for his 1945 defeat of the Wizard Grindelwald. It is unknown at this time who will replace him as the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot or as Supreme Mugwump in the International Confederation of Wizards.
The Ministry is, as of yet, denying his death, nor can I get a hold of the late Albus Dumbledore’s second in command – Minerva McGonagall. But I have seen the deceased first hand. I promise you, dear reader, that I will keep you apprised of this situation. Listen to my nightly radio show on the WWN for updates.